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I Got The Urge! |
Noted!
"Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?"
~Quantum Leap~
2003-06-21
IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT?
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2003-06-03
I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz!
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2003-05-26
I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR!
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2003-05-14
Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland.
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2003-04-15
Excel!
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I finally tried those Herbal Essences things, gratefully pilfered from Melody's folks. I was desperately curious to see if it induced that orgasmic state of proper follicular hygiene so often advertised on the commercials.
I was somewhat disappointed. They didn't even have any of those big buffed guys coming in to help you bathe. Not that I'm ridiculously lonely and desperate for an orgy of homosexual hair cleaning (I could stop in at any hairdressing salon in LA, for one), but, well, it would have been nice to have some help with this damned mane of mine. Those fellahs off the commercial looked like they could handle hair, at least - complicated mathematical equations in the context of advanced quantum mechanicial operations might be just beyond their reach, but they could get some hair damn clean.
DAMN clean. Not just clean, DAMN clean. Clean to a degree that God would be unhappy, I believe. I'll ask her about it.
GOD: "No comment." 1
Anyway, there weren't any big buff guys, there wasn't even any Doctor Ruth. I got a bit of a tingle, sneezed, then fell down and cracked my skull on the faucet. It kinda sucked.
Then again, though, I suppose it's okay nothing really interesting happened. I wasn't practicing Safe Showering at the time, and I wouldn't want to get any showering-transmitted diseases.
Jyiis: "Ooowie." 3
~AYRN & God & Jyiis
1 Actually the voice of God!2
2 Well, voice of Carolyn. Near enough.
3 Actually the voice of Jyiis! She was only able to comment briefly due to massive poolside physical klutziness injury.
