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(Today's Entry is in SONG! Music, Maestro!)

THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

I'M TELLING YOU NO JOKE!

ARGH! THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

TheJyiisandIandotherfolkwentdownouttotheseaandwespentthedayspinningtennisballsontheendofdoggiebondagechainsinvariouspatternswhichIcouldonlytranslateintoimminentpainandgeneraldiscomfortfromhavingtennisballsmeetmynon-tennisballsinasharpishunfunviolentmatterwhichisterriblytheoppositeofenjoyablewhenwe'retalkingaboutwhippingcrazychainedthingsaroundbutatleastIhadmysarong -

OH! SAAAAAAARONG!

- whichwasallhappyandsemihomosexualandthingsandsoImanagedtoattatchittotheJyiisatonestagesoastoinfestherwiththejoyofTieDyeandtherewasmuchfunandtakingofludicrouslynonsensicalblackandwhitephotosoftiedyedpeoplehoppingaboutandspinningtennisballsattheendofdogbondagecollarswhichwasreallykeenandthenwewalkedaroundandscaredthetouristswithourpassiveworshipoftheDUCKBOAT!

THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

I'M TELLING YOU NO JOKE!

ARGH! THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

AndthenthemotleycrewofvariousrebelswithoutacauseorageneralmotivationtoberebelliosinwaysbeyondtheJyiisinsultingbikerdudesandstuffeventhoughIwaswearingflipflopsandcouldrunaboutaswellasIcanspeakrussian(soyoucanimagineIwouldn'tberussianalong) -

YEAH! RUSSIAN!

-RussianaroundinbigheavyclothesonthebeachwouldbeasunnuvabeachandnomistakesoanywaywwererunningarounddowntowninaplaceIsortofforgotthenameofwhichisrathercarelessofmebutIguessI'mabitdaftandstuffbuteverybodyknowsthatandit'spartofmycharmandprettymuchthebigpartthattakesup99percentofthepiechartthathasmyfaceinthemiddleofit

THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

I'M TELLING YOU NO JOKE!

ARGH! THE FECKING CRAYON BROKE!

AndIhadecurry!

OH!! CURRY!!

Whichwasreallykeen!

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~AYRN

Shoot. And I wanted to talk about it being International Masturbation Month. Which...is hideously ironic, because I'll get about as close to having a wank as I will to being an elephant, due to vacationing, general lack of privacy, and overall business. ARGH!


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