YOU ARE NOW READING: My Wet Career In Shower Pop Music Noted! "Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?" ~Quantum Leap~ 2003-06-21 IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT? ~ 2003-06-03 I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz! ~ 2003-05-26 I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR! ~ 2003-05-14 Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland. ~ 2003-04-15 Excel! ~

2002-07-24 - 4:40 p.m. Nah, I haven't really got a soul. I woke up today with a magical power To sing beautifully when in the shower I thought it was just the time of year To launch a solo shower-singing career So I went off to play and record and perform To the boy-band shite standards, I was sadly to conform I started wet duet-ing with J-Lo and Miss Spears Taking shower snaps looking moody with their peers I made super-stardom in a manner of weeks 'Till the industry planted a boot print on my cheeks For you see, I discovered the dangers inherent In bathing musical conformity which aren't that apparent All the glitter and glitz had sadly taken it's toll Drained me clean of a mind and, deeper, a soul All the smiling for cameras and dancing on stage Kept me from learning and acting my age All those years I had spent without learning a thing But the endless throb of loop track techno ring On the top of the world but back down on my ass Riding the loofa of assumed pop music high class In all the time, I forgot to be me Which is all I am officially qualified to be In the end, though, my self wasn't all I missed Through the fans I bathed and the groupies I kissed Of all of the things that could have me in tears... [horrific beat while the punchline dangles threateningly...] DUDE! I ALMOST SHOWER-SHAGGED BRITNEY SPEARS! ~AYRN But the real crime is, after that roller coaster of dosh, I still have yet to have had much of a wash.

"Ayrn"

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