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FOUND DIARY!!! Again. Okay, so I don't pay much attention to Mooland. o.o
I WANNA DIARY TOO!!
I'm gonna write to this fellah right now and give him a piece of my mind!!
Take me to the newest tiedyed moggychickenscratching!
Pass into the Records of Time, discover the writings of the past!  Fun from all ages!

The Sweet Little Ayrnicon Would Like To Take Your Notes, Please?
Noted!


Notice anything...different about me?
"Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?"

~Quantum Leap~
2003-06-21
IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT?
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2003-06-03
I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz!
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2003-05-26
I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR!
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2003-05-14
Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland.
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2003-04-15
Excel!
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2002-07-30 - 1:51 a.m.

Farg farg farg fargadoo fargie farg farg fargalicious farg fargee fargy farg fargit farg FARG. With BELLS on. Farging AOL farged my farging entry.

Ahem.

Scotchguard protects against stains, yeah? So why is it, when you get away with something naughty (which would 'stain' your record, right), you get off Scot-Free? Would that mean you're stained and didn't get away with anything at all?

And yes, I'm tremendously jealous of your escapades, Green Bird, no matter what da PO say, but I've elected to misbehave vicariously through you and channel all leftover rebellious energies into creatively gymnastic sex.

Well, and indian food.

(mostly indian food)

1. 'Bang.' - Spike Spiegel
2. 'Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your majesty.' - The Prime Minister of Australia, to the Queen of England, as quoted by Bruce of the University of Wollamalu
3. 'With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!' - Homer Simpson
4. 'Man, it's a hot one, like seven inches from the midday sun.' - from 'Smooth' by Santana
5. 'Have you ever thought of going into advertising?' - forgot, Men Behaving Badly or something.
6. 'There is NO rule six.' - Bruce again (different one)
*snug, whatever the hell that is - subtly naughty undulating gesticulation, most likely*
*unless you're talking about sexy nude umbrella greetings*

Too bad y'don't have the time, but it's cool, I'm glad you read my diary at all. ^.- I think you have excellent taste in comedy, at any rate. Especially in quality control: Freddy Got Fingered got two fingers up from me, and let me tell you, they weren't thumbs. And dude, I'm imbalanced enough to have enjoyed MIB2.
I suffer from constantly recurring strains of Felicitus Populi, but never when I need it. That's just the way, though; some viruses you can reason with, some you can't reason with, and some just eat all your clothes off for no reason whatsoever.
Incidentally, I liked RDVIII. It was quite different, but it was still keen.
Oh yes, and have a fantastic period!

'I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!' - Father Jack Hackett, whom I ripped off paid tribute to with my new answering machine message (dude, as if someone like me could have a normal message).

~AYRN
'Those that try to get rich quick - or try to make a fortune off exploiting others - always meet with divine retrobution. This is the lesson.'

NEVER SHED A TEAR, ANOTHER SIGN OF MY CONDITION




Awwww yeah.  Sexy Catboy Alert.  Pic by the exceedingly cool (and spotted) Lyosha.
"Ayrn"
~Time Compression~
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~MeeYOOZick!~
"WHEELS"
From Popcorn (By Hot Butter)
Note: I like Popcorn, without that weird butter-with-a-z they put on it. The trick is to eat the yellow kernels. This is the only instance in which you would explicitly WANT to eat something yellow.)
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