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No Wonder Drac's Pissed-Off All The Time. Must Be PMS.
I WANNA DIARY TOO!!
I'm gonna write to this fellah right now and give him a piece of my mind!!
Take me to the newest tiedyed moggychickenscratching!
Pass into the Records of Time, discover the writings of the past!  Fun from all ages!

The Sweet Little Ayrnicon Would Like To Take Your Notes, Please?
Noted!


Notice anything...different about me?
"Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?"

~Quantum Leap~
2003-06-21
IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT?
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2003-06-03
I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz!
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2003-05-26
I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR!
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2003-05-14
Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland.
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2003-04-15
Excel!
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2002-08-07 - 6:26 p.m.

New Always® Vampire Hunter Maxi Pads®.  Bloody Tears are a thing of the past®.Simon should have tucked a few Always Vampire Hunter Maxi Pads into his inventory. There's nothing worse than getting a real bloodsucker when you're on the job. So, whether shivering at home or going out for a zombie-slaying night on the town, every vampire hunter needs to be their best at any time of the month. New Always® Vampire Hunter Maxi Pads®, also available with wings. Bloody Tears Are A Thing Of The Past®.

I had all my shame surgically removed.

~AYRN

Don't laugh, it only encourages him.

ADDENDUM: Should've had a tampon version, too, for those vampire hunters who don't like to wear Drac Diapers. Stake that bloodsucker. XD




Awwww yeah.  Sexy Catboy Alert.  Pic by the exceedingly cool (and spotted) Lyosha.
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Note: I like Popcorn, without that weird butter-with-a-z they put on it. The trick is to eat the yellow kernels. This is the only instance in which you would explicitly WANT to eat something yellow.)
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