YOU ARE NOW READING: TOYS Noted! "Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?" ~Quantum Leap~ 2003-06-21 IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT? ~ 2003-06-03 I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz! ~ 2003-05-26 I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR! ~ 2003-05-14 Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland. ~ 2003-04-15 Excel! ~

2002-09-09 - 2:14 p.m. This is rated R. Please do not read further if you are uncomfortable with excessive references to marital aids, lewd jokes, and generally being mean to Britney Spears. It's not my fault she's painted up to be a slut. For whatever reason, I feel like I've been wanting one all my life I don't understand I'm so glad you're at the same place At the same price, it's over now I spotted the toy section You made all the girls stare That latex and your batteries (included) All in the box there I should ditch my thang My old smelly dildo (giggle) Out of all the toys in the back I wanna see what you can do (uh) What would it take for you to just leave with me? Not tryin to sound conceited but Ninety bucks is a lot, see (yeah) You're a sexy toy, I'm a broke Girl Let's use this return policy in our own little nasty world! Toys! Sometimes a girl just needs one (you know I need two) Toys! A vibrator to hold (I just wanted to touch me) Toys! And when a girl is with one (mmm, mmm) Toys! Then she's in control! Took the toy off the store shelf From the little room in the rear Musta' said somethin bout me (what you say) Cuz it came with bondage gear You lookin at me (giggle) Like it ain't my size But the way my toys movin it (uh) I'll get some exercise OUW! What would it take for you to just leave with me? Not tryin to sound conceited but Ninety bucks is a lot, see (yeah) You're a sexy toy, I'm a broke Girl Let's use this return policy in our own little nasty world! Toys! Sometimes a girl just needs one (I get nasty) Toys! To vibrate and to hold (I get nasty) Toys! And when a girl is with one (I get nasty) Toys! Then she's in control! (You like that? Here we go..) Tonite Let's Fly Toy have no Fear (have no fear) There's no time to lose And next week, You just might see me here (uh-huh) 'Cause your battery door was loose! (let me see what you can do) Toys! Sometimes a girl just needs one (I like that) Toys! (I like that) To vibrate and to hold Toys! And when a girl is with one (I'm gonna turn it on) Toys! Then she's in control! I have to stop here, because my roomie's blasted music has finally given me a headache. I don't often get headaches, that's how nasty it is. ARGH. Subwoofers SUCK. ~AYRN I suppose I've torn into Britney enough anyway.

"Ayrn"

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~MeeYOOZick!~ "WHEELS" From Popcorn (By Hot Butter) Note: I like Popcorn, without that weird butter-with-a-z they put on it. The trick is to eat the yellow kernels. This is the only instance in which you would explicitly WANT to eat something yellow.)