My darling, it's so hard for me to articulate the scope of feelings I have for you into the exact framework I've always meant to. Everything about you affects me so strongly, playing on my preferences for the ideal woman and tearing the limits apart. Everything you do amazes me, and I want to hold you in my arms from now until the day you die.

My darling, I hate you.

I hate you with an all-consuming passion.

I hate you with a hate that great poets and bards praise, throughout history expressing the barest rudimentary sensation of the hate I feel for you.

My hate for you revolutionizes hate, it goes beyond hate into realms that as yet have never been probed by humanity. My skin crawls when you touch me, I wince when you draw near me, and I pray to the Devil that he take you back into his world before I am forced to suffer another moment with you.

You represent the exact opposite of everything I've ever wanted in a woman, and more. You make me feel that any woman at all would do, so long as she wasn't you.

I want to close my hands around your neck and hold you until you die.

I hate you, my darling, and I pray that someday, you will find the strength in your heart to hate me just a quarter as much. That alone would be enough to make up twice the greatest hate ever felt between two haters in history.

I hate you, and I want you to die.

I hate you for ever and ever, and whenever you feel ready, you will never be mine, and forever someone else's.

Poor sucker.

That was fun. ^.^

Notes from LJ:

Rhinoplasty is a nose job, so Zeyphyroplasty...? A blow...er...

In the meantime, I promise I love everyone who reads this. ^.^

With several exceptions.

I have to make allowances for a certain person who I would rather just stop following me around like a demented puppy. You have a boyfriend. Go away.

And by the way, the universe is really fragging hilarious. I spend my days complaining about how every girl's attatched, and of course, the most irritating of them all follows me around anyway. ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH.

~Ayrn

That would probably hurt if someone saw it, so I'm gonna say I'm venting here. You really DO piss me off, because we share so many interests, but you're so disgustingly egotistical, putting yourself first all the time. You're so damned abrasive, too, to everyone you meet. I already established that I can't stand myself...