YOU ARE NOW READING: FOR LORD ILPALAZZOOOOOO! Noted! "Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?" ~Quantum Leap~ 2003-06-21 IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT? ~ 2003-06-03 I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz! ~ 2003-05-26 I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR! ~ 2003-05-14 Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland. ~ 2003-04-15 Excel! ~

2002-09-24 - 3:45 p.m. Golly gee happy muffins. Excel Saga is a blast with bells on. This is what the FBI Warning screen looks like: ILPALAZZO IS WATCHING YOU The contents of this Excel Saga videogram are licensed for private home viewing purposes only and are protected under the terms of both U.S. Code (Title 17, sections 501 and 506) and the 1998 ACROSS treaty (AKA the Don't Toucha My Toot-toot Pact). Under the express orders of Ilpalazzo, supreme leader of ACROSS, any unauthorized duplication, public screening or use of the packaging as a coaster, musical instrument or contraceptive device is strictly prohibited, and will be dealt with in th emost severe manner possible, probably involving chicken feathers, cod liver oil and a very, very depraved walrus. You see what I mean? It's WEIRD AS SMEG. I love it. ~AYRN IL-PAL-AZ-ZOOOOOOOO!

"Ayrn"

~Time Compression~ [Back!|Ahead!]NOW YOU TOO KAN HAVE KOMPRESSION OF TIME IN THE KOMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOMES! -Ultimecia

~MeeYOOZick!~ "WHEELS" From Popcorn (By Hot Butter) Note: I like Popcorn, without that weird butter-with-a-z they put on it. The trick is to eat the yellow kernels. This is the only instance in which you would explicitly WANT to eat something yellow.)