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WOW! TWELVE DAYS! I need cookie.
I WANNA DIARY TOO!!
I'm gonna write to this fellah right now and give him a piece of my mind!!
Take me to the newest tiedyed moggychickenscratching!
Pass into the Records of Time, discover the writings of the past!  Fun from all ages!

The Sweet Little Ayrnicon Would Like To Take Your Notes, Please?
Noted!


Notice anything...different about me?
"Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?"

~Quantum Leap~
2003-06-21
IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT?
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2003-06-03
I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz!
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2003-05-26
I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR!
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2003-05-14
Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland.
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2003-04-15
Excel!
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2002-10-10 - 11:11 p.m.

It's been twelve freakin' days since i updated. Dammit. I've NEVER let it slip that long, even on vacation. What's wrong with me?

Oh, yeah, D-land sucks.

NO! D-land doesn't suck, and here is a very long and drawn-out list of the reasons why D-land doesn't suck.

...

... ...

It's very...clean?

Ah-hah. It's not made by Hoover.

(Or by Canon.)

(Which is funnier than the first joke, but really needs the base of mildly funny that was set by the first joke to be disturbed)

(Ever take your glasses off and see black rings around everything? Now I know how a raccoon must feel. Dude.)

(Maybe I shouldn't take 'em off and on like I do.)

(Or maybe I have it figured out and it's all you cokebottle-addicts that are funged-up.)

(Hell, I'm enough of a conspiracy theorist, I could pull that off.)

~AYRN

Still kickin'

Not alive, but kickin', owin' to some overactive post-death nerve reflex or some dumb shi...er...shire. Some fuckin' shire.


Awwww yeah.  Sexy Catboy Alert.  Pic by the exceedingly cool (and spotted) Lyosha.
"Ayrn"
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