I'm supposed to be working on a business paper, but we all know how THOSE go. I've got a couple other papers to write as well. No need for papers! It's all bullshit anyway - nobody's going to pick up my paper years from now and say "That was a magnificent piece of work! Ye gods, this is absolutely fantastic in every way it can be! It stimulates the mind and titillates the body! It's like a mental orgasm!" It's just some rank chunk of verbosity that I'll forget about less than two weeks after it's finished, and nobody will ever care to look at ever again.

That's life, though.

No, that's not life. That's college. The paths of Real Life and College seldom run parallel.

And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it. _{KC and the Sunshine Band.}