![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Noted! "Hello! Actually, I'm not supposed to speak...damn. Can we do another take?" ~Quantum Leap~ 2003-06-21 IT'S A BLATANT CLUE, INNIT? ~ 2003-06-03 I GIVE MY PERMISSION to turn the Excel Saga anime into a campy remake of The Wizard of Oz! ~ 2003-05-26 I SENSE YOU...SPACE BUTLAAAAAAAR! ~ 2003-05-14 Whoa, I forgot about Diaryland. ~ 2003-04-15 Excel! ~ |
2002-12-28 - 3:00 p.m. I've realized I don't so much write as I masturbate textually. I should be spending a greater deal of my time actually writing toward the goal of creating something, like a book or such, instead of just for the fun of writing. There's always the mess you have to clean up afterwards, too, and let me tell you, diary entries and short stories are spooge that just won't come up with your average kleenex. At least I've got Oxy-Clean to cover up the majority of the stains, but there are some times when I get writing just a bit too furiously and my words spill all over the place, causing me embarrassment in public circumstances. "Yes, I apologize for my appearance, I was writing in a diary before I came here." "YOU SICK BASTARD! AND I SHOOK YOUR HAND, TOO!" Ah well. That's gone just about as far as it needs to, I do believe. ~AYRN BAIL! |
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[Back!|Ahead!] | "WHEELS" From Popcorn (By Hot Butter) Note: I like Popcorn, without that weird butter-with-a-z they put on it. The trick is to eat the yellow kernels. This is the only instance in which you would explicitly WANT to eat something yellow.) |
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